Lady Gaga Loses Her Mind

By Shawn Binder on September 14, 2012

I will admit that I do enjoy her music. ‘Hair’ is my jam and I’m pretty sure I listened to ‘Edge of Glory’ every day during the summer between freshman and sophomore year of college. Because I love her music, I can put up with her being a a half motorcycle/half hooker-hybrid on the cover of Born This Way. I can put up with her singing on stage whilst simultaneously gushing blood from her dress. However, last night Lady Gaga went off the wall insane and I am left to wonder—why? What pushed this “Mother Monster” to put herself in a perfume bottle, fall asleep, have people touch her through holes in the walls, and get a tattoo on her freshly shaved head? Well, it was all for…I don’t know why! If anyone does understand why this happened, please….please let me know.

Photo by TJ Sengal via Flickr.com

Apparently, Gaga knows how to put fashion week to bed. Literally. Last night she invited all her posh friends, like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan (jealous!), to come to the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum on New York’s Upper East Side and pet her as she slept in a giant bottle. According to sources, it was to honor Gaga’s first fragrance launching. The fragrance is called “Fame” which makes me wonder if maybe Gaga is making a statement about how fame is, like, totally exhausting. Only in America could you fall asleep and be able to call it “artistic expression.”

Maybe this is a performance piece I just don’t freakin’ get. Maybe she is acting out at…her record label? Boyfriend? Herself? Maybe this is a huge publicity stunt for her upcoming album ArtPop. Maybe she has a sixth sense where she can tell the public is getting bored with her and in a panicked state screams out “quick! Someone get me a large container I can freak people out by being in!” (For another example, please see her egg…costume (?) at the VMAs in 2010)

MAYBE.

After she awoke from her slumber, she hung out in her giant bottle with four other people. She put on makeup, took some self-pictures on an iPad, and listened to Kayne West. Keep in mind that all of this was broadcast live so her fans can become even more voyeuristic than they already are. Then after all this, she got a sweet tattoo live as well. The tattoo is a of a cherub on the back of her head that looks like the love child of Steve Buscemi and Honey Boo Boo.

Gaga, babe, you okay? We can talk about it.

P.S. I’m actually just jealous I didn’t get to go and meet Lindsay.

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