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Ryan Durden

College: Clemson University
Major: Psychology and Spanish
Graduation Date: May, 2013

Ryan Durden is a Clemson student who enjoys satire, travel, and complaining about Columbia, South Carolina. He would cherish any constructive criticism and baked goods you send his way. His inspirations include Dave Barry, Daniel O'Brien, and his muse, Natalie Portman.

Articles by Ryan
Time Flies LIke an Arrow. Fruit Flies Like a Banana.
Time Flies LIke an Arrow. Fruit Flies Like a Banana.
By Ryan Durden
Gather ’round, little children, and I’ll tell you the harrowing tale of “Argentina and the Total Dis...
Captain Ryan Studies Abroad: #WorstLifeEver
Captain Ryan Studies Abroad: #WorstLifeEver
By Ryan Durden
*I’ll be in Argentina for the next five months, so this is going to appear like a travel blog....
Why the Greek Life System is Broken, pt. 2
Why the Greek Life System is Broken, pt. 2
By Ryan Durden
Full Disclosure: I am not a member of a Greek organization, nor have I ever been. My goal is not to attack the...
Why the Greek Life System is Broken, pt. 1
Why the Greek Life System is Broken, pt. 1
By Ryan Durden
Full Disclosure: I am not a member of a Greek organization, nor have I ever been. My goal is not to attack the...
A Letter to United States Patriots
A Letter to United States Patriots
By Ryan Durden
Dear Patriots Fans, Since the defunct Mayan Warriors (now Mexican Agaves) were chosen as Pan-Cultural League...
3 Things to Consider Before Getting a Tattoo
3 Things to Consider Before Getting a Tattoo
By Ryan Durden
In the past, tattoos were considered rebellious acts; anyone with ink was likely to be a member of the fringe...
5 Secrets Worth Knowing About Clemson University
5 Secrets Worth Knowing About Clemson University
By Ryan Durden
Every college prides itself on having a variety of traditions and secrets which new students learn over time. Clemson...
Humor: The 5 Types of Roommate
Humor: The 5 Types of Roommate
By Ryan Durden
After centuries of research and progress, the university system has determined that the most effective way to...
How to Survive an All-Nighter
How to Survive an All-Nighter
By Ryan Durden
As I watched my friends’ fatigued corpses stumble to class, it dawned on me that I have yet to pull an all-nighter i...
Amsterdam May Not be Right for Everyone
Amsterdam May Not be Right for Everyone
By Ryan Durden
Unbeknownst to most travelers, Euro Disney isn’t located in Paris. The real Disney World for adults in Europe is in A...
My 5-Minute Foray into Pinterest
My 5-Minute Foray into Pinterest
By Ryan Durden
I don’t know what’s come over me. This topic was suggested to me, I’m convinced, as a joke. Yet here I am, sta...
Avoiding the Freshman 15: A Foolproof Method
Avoiding the Freshman 15: A Foolproof Method
By Ryan Durden
Although I intend for this to be a lighthearted instructional article, I’m going to drop a terrifying bombshell f...

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