How To Be #Thug On A Friday Night (Parody)

By Francine Fluetsch on April 13, 2015

Yo college students. Listen up. Do you wanna learn how to be #thug on a Friday night? Yeah, I thought so. It’s an essential lesson of your college career.

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Here are a few ways to really hype up your night, that will give you great stories to tell come Monday morning.

1) Get the goods.

Oh, you know what I’m talking about. The drug that will basically get you through college … Netflix! Whether you want to binge watch by yourself or throw popcorn at other people while you watch, Netflix is your first step to being #thug on a Friday night.

Other people are out partying, and they don’t know what they are missing, but you know Netflix is where the party is really at. But shh, don’t let people in on the cool secret, okay?

2) Get ready for the night.

Okay, here’s a tip on what to wear when you are trying to be #thug this Friday. Go to your closet and rummage through until you find the snazziest, the softest, the most relaxing, pair of pjs that you own. Get out of those jeans and let the pjs warm your little soul. Add some slippers and possibly a snuggie and bam! You are ready for the night.

Ready for what night you ask? Well, the one where you pass out on your bed after a hard day of classes and take a well deserved nap. It’s my usual for a Friday, and I’m pretty #thug so I know what I’m talking about.

3) Satisfy the munchies.

After your #thug nap, you might be feeling a lil bit hungry. Not to fear, an ice cream run will fix that right up. Get some of your homies (all dressed in the attire listed in step 2) and go out on the prowl for the best ice cream place you can find.

If you are feeling extra hungry, stop for burritos first, and get so stuffed that you wake up the next morning and you’re still full. I told you you’d have tons of great stories to tell people. They’ll tell you about the same old hung-over story of theirs, and you’ll be like “yeah but I ate so much food that I didn’t even have to eat for the next two days.”

Needless to say, they’ll be impressed. And totally jealous of your story.

4) Get your freak on.

Your dancing freak that is. I’m not talking about some lame club that you think would be fun, I’m talking about the school dance that’s held for the freshmen. That’s where the real fun is at.

Free food, glow sticks, and punch as well as some slappin’ tunes? Sign me up. You’ll wish you had attended the dances your freshmen year, so you could have realized how awesome they are.

Or you could crank up some Pandora at your house, just loud enough to have fun but not too loud to wake the neighbors, and have your own private dance party with some friends or just you and your cat.

It will be real fun times.

5) Get baking.

If you’re really #thug, you’ll have to try this one. Go to the grocery store and get ingredients to make cookies and muffins from scratch (no boxes because that takes away half the fun).

Turn your kitchen into a bakery and try out some yummy treats that you’ve never made before. You and your friends will have a blast, just make sure not to go too hard on the raw cookie dough, you wouldn’t want to get salmonella (talk about party foul).

6) See some cray stuff.

As in, go to the movies! This will help with your story telling of your night later. You’ll get extra #thug points if the movie just came out, and even more if it’s a chick flick that you hope will be good but deep down know it will be garbage.

Those are the most fun anyway because after it’s done, you can talk to your homies about all the ways you would have made it better if you had been the writer/director.

7) Do something no one else would dare to do on a Friday night.

Being #thug is all about originality, something to set you apart from other people who think they are thug but actually aren’t. What am I talking about?

Getting a head start on your weekend homework. Doing this on a Friday night is pretty much unheard of, so you’ll be that legend, getting your stuff done.

So there you have it, a couple of ways in which you can make yourself cooler by how you spend your Friday night. People don’t usually talk about these options, since we have to keep the #thug secrets on the down low.

If you wish to share these secrets with people, make sure they are trustworthy and will be able to live up to the #thug name. Happy thuggin’!

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